A Mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house. The Son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stra
Do you know what is the major different between WIFE/ FEMALE and HUSBAND/ MALE? FEMALE / WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. MALE / HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot!” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.” Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”..
The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with Honors, and then went home to join his father's legal firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, 'Father, you know what, in one day I managed to
A man went to his lawyer and told him, 'My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?' 'Do you have any proof?', asked the lawyer. 'Nope,' replied the man. 'Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you,' said the lawyer. 'But it's only $500
